humancum:

when your teacher asks you what 3+3 is

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themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

prettyboyshyflizzy:

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

^^ i was bout to write the exact same thing before i saw your comment im crying real tears

Wrecking Ball (Stripped) - Miley Cyrus

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

multifandomchaos:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9)

but whAT IF THEY DID THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST EVER SEASON FINALE

nOPE

HELL YES

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

multifandomchaos:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9)

but whAT IF THEY DID THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST EVER SEASON FINALE

nOPE

HELL YES

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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